var msg = new Array();
Stamp = new Date();
today = Stamp.getDate();
msg[1] = "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.";
msg[2] = "Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.";
msg[3] = "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.";
msg[4] = "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.";
msg[5] = "All that we are is the result of what we have thought.";
msg[6] = "The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.";
msg[7] = "The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.";
msg[8] = "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.";
msg[9] = "The first myth of management is that it exists.";
msg[10] = "What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly.";
msg[11] = "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.";
msg[12] = "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!";
msg[13] = "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?";
msg[14] = "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.";
msg[15] = "The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!";
msg[16] = "You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.";
msg[17] = "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.";
msg[18] = "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.";
msg[19] = "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?";
msg[20] = "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.";
msg[21] = "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?";
msg[22] = "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?";
msg[23] = "At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.";  
msg[24] = "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.";
msg[25] = "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.";
msg[26] = "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.";
msg[27] = "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.";
msg[28] = "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.";
msg[29] = "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.";
msg[30] = "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.";
msg[31] = "If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?";

function writeTip9() { 
document.write(msg[today]);
}